Posted by: coastcontact | May 16, 2016

Only in LA: Our Cold Property edition

Only in LA: Our Cold Property edition

By Steve Harvey | May 15, 2016 10:20 PM

Welcome to the tour, where you’ll get the real dirt on housing in this region.

We don’t need to tell you: real estate is sexy around here

Lust

 

Even the weeds are special.

Weeds

 

But Cold Property has something for everyone. You like to pay way too much for stuff? No problem.

Overpriced

Sure it might hurt a little.

Pain

 

Tired of those deadly dull neighborhoods? There’s action afoot here!

fighting

 

You want to discourage visitors. Easy.

Excludes

 

Speaking of no-frills places.

Cold Property can show you a unique one-room dwelling that won’t attract many solicitors.No Frills

 

 

On another property, a bit further inland, we remind you to read the directions carefully.

Knob

Let alone take a step.

No Floor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s only a small chance that you will be trampled by wandering cabinets.

Walking Closet

 

 

 

 

 

And we have some interesting fixtures. Hey! You said no-frills.

Faucets

The appearance of some rooms may surprise you a bit. But that’s part of the fun!

Features

One word of caution: Please don’t disturb the owners, even those who live in their cars.

Vacant Lot

 

 

Oh, and by the way, if you’re not ready to buy yet we have other tantalizing possibilities for you.

For Rent

 

Steve Harvey can be reached at steveharvey9@gmail.com. His Twitter address is @sharvey9.


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