Posted by: davidbancroft | December 22, 2013

Jewish Logic

The nice Jewish mother-in-law comes over and finds
her son-in-law furious, and packing his suitcase.
“What happened ??” She asks.
Jacob screamed, “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened!
I sent an email to my wife saying that I was coming home from my trip today.
I got home and guess what I found?
My wife, yes my Ruth, your daughter, with a naked guy in our marital bed!
This is the end of our marriage. I’m leaving!”
“Calm down!” says the mother-in-law. “There’s something odd about this story.
My Ruth would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
“You see, I said that there must be a simple explanation:”
“Ruth never received your email!”

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David Bancroft


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